The Struggle is Real: 20+ Memes for Married Parents

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Kim Cohen
May 8, 2023 2:00 PM EDT

When you get married, the next 'goal' is to have kids. Yep, mini versions of yourselves running around and quite simply ruling the house, and while Instagram is full of influencer accounts that make married life with kids look oh so perfect, we know the reality is very, very different.

From early morning starts where you're arguing with a 2 year old tyrant about what jacket to wear to preschool, to having go get on a plane with a screaming baby and everything in between - we're here to tell you we feel you're pain and it's about time we showed the world what married life with kids is really all about.

So sit back and relax (even if you are currently hiding in the toilet from your toddler for 5 minutes) and scroll through the top memes that only you, your husband and every other married couple with young children will understand…

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    The Struggle is Real: 20+ Memes for Married Parents | Thumbnail includes meme 'when my husband' - Font - Dad and Buried @Dadand Buried You know it's gonna be a long day when someone refers to your kid as "a dick" and it's not even 9AM. Especially when that someone is his mother.
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    The Struggle is Real: 20+ Memes for Married Parents | Thumbnail includes meme 'when my husband' - Organism - When my husband tells me I need to calm down Are you calling me irrational? Because I'll tear your head off, Daniel. I'll tear it off and HD throw it over that fence.
    via momandburied
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    The Struggle is Real: 20+ Memes for Married Parents | Thumbnail includes meme 'when my husband' - Font - Marriage getting stale? Sick of having the same arguments night after night? Freshen things up with KIDS®! KIDS® are an organic, long-lasting solution for adding stress, sparking conflict, and fueling exciting new fights with your spouse! (Food and clothing sold separately.)
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    The Struggle is Real: 20+ Memes for Married Parents | Thumbnail includes meme 'when my husband' - Bird - Him: Good morning, beautiful. Me:
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    The Struggle is Real: 20+ Memes for Married Parents | Thumbnail includes meme 'when my husband' - Font - Get married and have kids so instead of spending Sunday morning sleeping in you can get up too early and repeatedly reheat your coffee while panicking that the neighbors heard you threaten to murder your children if they can't find a way to share the Magna-tiles.
    via Dad and Buried
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    The Struggle is Real: 20+ Memes for Married Parents | Thumbnail includes meme 'when my husband' - Font - I wanna go one day without getting disappointed or aggravated by a creature with a penis
    via Sarcastic Mommy
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    The Struggle is Real: 20+ Memes for Married Parents | Thumbnail includes meme 'when my husband' - Smile - Look, nobody likes being on a plane with a kid who is acting up, but-and I can not stress this enough-nobody on that plane is having a worse time than THAT KID'S PARENTS
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    The Struggle is Real: 20+ Memes for Married Parents | Thumbnail includes meme 'when my husband' - Font - Last night, my 4yo refused to eat his dinner - AGAIN - so to teach a lesson we sent him to bed hungry. This morning, my 4yo barged into our room at 4:30am - OBVIOUSLY - and asked for food, because parenting is an endless hellscape in which every move you make is the wrong one.
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    The Struggle is Real: 20+ Memes for Married Parents | Thumbnail includes meme 'when my husband' - Font - Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 I asked my husband what he wanted for Father's Day & he said silence & then we all laughed & laughed & the kids went back to breaking the sound barrier.
    via Sarcastic Mommy
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    The Struggle is Real: 20+ Memes for Married Parents | Thumbnail includes meme 'when my husband' - Font - Get married and have kids so instead of spending a relaxing vacation experiencing the vibrant culture and delicious cuisine of an exciting new city you can wait in line at cheesy tourist attractions and waste hundreds of dollars on half-eaten meals and sty souvenirs
    via Dad and Buried
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    The Struggle is Real: 20+ Memes for Married Parents | Thumbnail includes meme 'when my husband' - Handwriting - in today's episode of 'how strong is your marriage' we take a trip to Home Depot to pick out a shade of white
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    The Struggle is Real: 20+ Memes for Married Parents | Thumbnail includes meme 'when my husband' - Font - My husband could be standing in the middle of the living room with arms wide open beside a neon billboard that flashed “I can help you too" and my kid would still search me out in the bathroom to open up his pop tarts.
    via Sarcastic Mommy
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    The Struggle is Real: 20+ Memes for Married Parents | Thumbnail includes meme 'when my husband' - Font - My wife makes us put $5 in the "find jar" every time we make her find something we can't locate in the house. After 13 months of saving, today we are buying a Ford Explorer
    via Dad and Buried
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    The Struggle is Real: 20+ Memes for Married Parents | Thumbnail includes meme 'when my husband' - Font - Becky Vieira | Witty Otter @wittyotter_ Me: I'm going to shower. Husband: K. Me: Please keep the child out of the bathroom. Husband: K. Me: Please! Husband: I said okay! I'm capable of stopping a toddler from busting into a bathroom, you know. *toddler busts into bathroom* Husband: I couldn't stop him.
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    The Struggle is Real: 20+ Memes for Married Parents | Thumbnail includes meme 'when my husband' - Font - I pulled up with the groceries and told my husband I needed to poop. I'm currently sitting in the bathroom watching him carry everything in on our camera. I now know what it is like to be him. It's beautiful.
    via momandburied
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    The Struggle is Real: 20+ Memes for Married Parents | Thumbnail includes meme 'when my husband' - Font - I'm tired of explaining to my husband that every package that arrives from Amazon is necessary.
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    The Struggle is Real: 20+ Memes for Married Parents | Thumbnail includes meme 'when my husband' - Font - There are two types of people: Those who are always ten minutes early and those who think it only takes ten minutes to get anywhere, and they marry each other.
    via momandburied
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    The Struggle is Real: 20+ Memes for Married Parents | Thumbnail includes meme 'when my husband' - Font - Young mom: I hope he plans something nice for Mother's Day. Experienced mom: I booked my hotel room for Saturday night and will be back late Sunday.
    via momandburied
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    The Struggle is Real: 20+ Memes for Married Parents | Thumbnail includes meme 'when my husband' - Human body - DATING: can't wait to see you again MARRIAGE: part of your knee was on my side of the bed again last night
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    The Struggle is Real: 20+ Memes for Married Parents | Thumbnail includes meme 'when my husband' - Font - My husband and I keep the spark alive in our marriage. I send flirty pictures of stuff I want to buy and he sends flirty little messages like, "I thought we agreed to save money."
    via momandburied
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    The Struggle is Real: 20+ Memes for Married Parents | Thumbnail includes meme 'when my husband' - Font - Upside Dad @Upside Dad Congratulations parents! You made it through the Terrible Twos! Your child is now three! You're gonna want to be sitting down for what I'm about to tell you...
    via Sarcastic Mommy

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